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"Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."

- "Drunk Texts are Flattering" by Claire Luisa (via claire-luisa)

(via stable-girl)

dannykelly:

“My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying. She was not a happy woman. She had suffered from continuing headaches, heart pain and jammed nerves in her back and ribs. She did not sleep well, falling asleep only in the mornings and got tired very quickly during the day. Our relationship was on the verge of a break up. Her beauty was leaving her somewhere, she had bags under her eyes, and she stopped taking care of herself. She refused to shoot the films and rejected any role. I lost hope and thought that we’ll get divorced soon… But then I decided to act. After all I’ve got the most beautiful woman on earth. She is the idol of more than half of men and women on earth, and I was the one allowed to fall asleep next to her. I began to shower her with flowers, kisses and compliments. I surprised and pleased her every minute i could. I gave her a lot of gifts and i lived just for her. I spoke in public only about her. I incorporated all themes in her direction. I praised her in front of her own and our mutual friends. You won’t believe it, but she blossomed. She became better. She gained weight, was no longer nervous and loved me even more than ever. I had no clue that she could love that much. And then I realized one thing: the woman is the reflection of her man.” ~ Brad Pitt about Angelina Jolie

"And I think the first sign you notice when you begin to gain feelings towards a person, is just how easily you get jealous when they give others the attention which you crave."

- Unknown  (via asdfghjkllove)

(Source: hannahhpricee, via cirrh0sis)

reblogallthenerdythings:

"You’ll distract the boys"

Oh no god forbid that we distract the boys. Can’t distract the boys. The boys are the important ones here. They’re the ones here to get an education. Can’t distract them. The boys. Too important.

(Source: part-time-stripper, via bellefrnches)

toots-toots:

Am I the only one who keeps their phone on silent 99.3 % of the time

(via angiesvoice)

okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

(via angieharmon)

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

(via telapathetic)

evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

(via studip)

ernbarassing:

If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

(Source: ernbarassing, via telapathetic)

flatulenceontoast:

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